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Give me 45 minutes my ass.
Okay, so I recently read this article that was SUPER inspiring, you know one of those articles that when you finish it you know your life has been changed for the better: you will be more beautiful,...
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Better than suck; Worse than good.
I had someone tell me that once you are over 30, you are no longer allowed to blame your parents for anything….I get what she was saying, but at the same time I’m pretty sure she grew up with some...
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Ow Ow Fuckity Ow (again)
How do I explain the amount of stupid? No….seriously–my stupid, it burns. One week ago tonight I was sick, not stupidly sick–just a cold. You know, just sick enough that the throat hurts, you have snot...
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The pokey pokey devil….
World, meet Gerald. Gerald, meet World. Please note this little putty comes with two dedicated Brindles to guard him and beg him to share his delicious cat food as well as provide him with...
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Ow Ow Fuckity Ow (again)
How do I explain the amount of stupid? No….seriously–my stupid, it burns. One week ago tonight I was sick, not stupidly sick–just a cold. You know, just sick enough that the throat hurts, you have snot...
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Hey folks, sorry about that….
….so, while I was futzing about with my writings on here today it appears that you were all emailed a butt-ton–sorry! There wasn’t really anything good added, I was just moving stuff around. I shall...
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Are you fucking kidding me? (episode 1)
So, due to a google search gone awry, I now know of another product in the world that annoys me. It all started out simply enough–I have been obsessively searching online for an answer about silicone...
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Fucking Exercise…..or Big Fuzzy Balls.
This post isn’t going to be long because it is hard to hold the stylus and the tablet due to me being all sore and ouchy. A little backstory–I tend to be sedentary. If there isn’t something to do then...
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words.
I have so many words just a swirling around in my bean these days. None of them are particularly funny or clever, so please don’t get excited. Although, to be fair, I really only nail funny and clever...
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Woof.
I am in a happyland of cum stupid at this exact moment and while I lay here in a happy tingly daze the love of my life just left to pick up pizza (no delivery on the island). (Yes, I *am* bragging.) I...
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Petty crap that annoys me. 😘
Good day campers! In no uncertain terms and in no particular order, the following is a how-to guide to annoying me. (Note: There are many truly important, rage-inducing horrible things in this world;...
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sometimes, it ain’t easy being in my head.
actually, the majority of the time is isn’t easy being in my head. anywhoodle, it is sunday and I am currently greatly enjoying a new fancy bluetooth keyboard which switches between my phone and my...
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Going to a new doctor….
So, get ready for the rambling…I am going to a new doctor. One of those, how do you say, ‘real doctors’. Yes, yes…I currently have a doctor. I even presume he went to medical school and everything....
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Dear Newton…
Dear Newton, I need an external force please. When my mother visited she had a few ‘intervention-like’ conversations with me. One of the most memorable was the, “I’m worried because you have only two...
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Lunchtime Ramblings….
*blinks slowly* ya know, for a monday, there is a ridiculous amount of work in my work today. Things to do, frustrations to fuss about, passive aggressive emails to send, and surprisingly – a...
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lunchtime frustration
Good afternoon everyone, today I need to share my frustration with the world of painful safety acronyms – you’ve seen them, those annoying safety signs that have tortured a word into a “meaningful”...
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So, it turns out that the perfect storm of “too much” is as follows: 1. Over scheduled myself at work and ended up doing about an 80 hour workweek. 2. That workweek ended with a training that felt...
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precognition? silly coincidence?
So, I am clearing off bookshelves and getting rid of some old books that I haven’t re-read in years. In my book of 100 Hair Raising Little Horror Stories I found a copy of my 2002 wedding invitation...
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