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It will be a good day…
Or should I say, it will be a good day, dammit. The Tuesday following a Monday off has always been a rough day; conversely, I have found most Friday the 13ths to be lovely. Anywhoodle, yesterday was a...
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snot monster
So, a plague-rat has infected me and now I’m dying. To detail that a little better, my friend’s son gave me his cold and now I’ve turned into a disgusting snot-monster who can’t lay down without...
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swoon.
Ya know, sometimes I’m just blown away by this man I married. I’m ridiculously blessed.
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I won!
Okay, it’s not actually winning (but it totally is). I went to a holiday party last night (and this morning is a stark reminder of why drinking is not really my thing, also have no tolerance at all – 2...
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I got cocky….
Ok. Here’s this morning’s hilariousness. Was on the toilet LITERALLY LOOKING UP “proud of myself” memes because I was adulting and feeling proud of myself for doing all the random (forgive the pun)...
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Snort-laughed so hard it hurt a little!
Okay, so thank you buzzfeed for this random article about ways to sext: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/how-to-sext All of it decent advice, but I had to take a screenshot of #17 because I...
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Well, I’m annoyingly happy…
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m happy. I mean, I get annoyed, irritated, bitchy, overwhelmed, underwhelmed, and all the other roller coaster emo bullshit humanity goes through – but holy shit, I’m *happy*....
View ArticleHappily married, but I’m still me. LOL
So, feelin’ kinda flirty with my husband and figured I would send a naughty text his way. It’s my own fault, I was just sort of texting stream of consciousness and it’s easy to forget that my...
View ArticleA dream…
I’m not really a dreamer. I never have been. I remember my mother often talking about what she would do if she won the lottery and it was always a difficult thing for me to try to do. I have always let...
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I hurt my butt.
I did. I hurt my ass. Specifically, I hurt my left assular area and, sadly depressingly to my dismay, I did NOT do it in any sort of fun kinky way. I slipped and fell pretty hard a couple of weeks ago...
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Randomness
So, sitting here working and if I had to swear to it, I would say my blood sugar was going low. I came to this conclusion using logic. I felt a little woobly and sweaty and added that to taking a big...
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Y’all!!! I done got flirted with today!
No, seriously. I have been out of the flirtation game for a while now, and if you want the truth? Never was very good at flirting. My big “move” back in the day was pizza and a movie and a “will you...
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Good to know….
There is a LOT to unpack in this story, but I am stressed, so please forgive me for the excessive stream of consciousness that is about to vomit into this post. So, while trying to fight the never...
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I think I’m tying it all together….?
Good evening! My therapist (bless him) keeps encouraging me to write. He’s not wrong, I do love to write….except when I don’t. Ya ever have a wound or, as they are often referred to, a “boo boo,” that...
View ArticleEnd Is Nigh (and a funny!)
Preface: I have a cold and I feel as if I am dying. There is snot and a cough. Logically I am aware I’m going to be okay, however all I want to do is fast forward to the feel better times. As I feel...
View Article…because pandemic
So, I am not shocked in the slightest that the alcohol, weed, and sex toy markets are doing darn well during this apocalpandemia; I’m pretty sure our household has helped those industries along...
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It finally happened. *Face-palm*
I knew it would happen somewhere, sometime, and with somebody, but I didn’t know where, when or with whom, but I knew it absolutely would happen. So, there I was doing some most excellent...
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