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Protected: Insomnia…
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A wee little boo boo.
I have an ouchie. Actually, I have 2 ouchies. The other night I dropped a glass candle holder onto the tile floor where it exploded like a grenade. Of course I wasn’t wearing any footwear and of course...
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Dislike..
Okay, this is not a post about any great wrongs done to me or anything too exciting…just a chance to know me a little more should anyone be interested. I really dislike riding around in a car for...
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Protected: I give up.
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Hyperfocused MacGuyvering Causes Wounds
I now work at a job where I have more time off than I have ever had before at any job in my life. It is freaking weird. Everytime I submit for time off I get in trouble because I keep asking for 8...
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Protected: Important Sex Advice
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Puppy Crack Recipe
So, the original recipe for puppy crack called for liver, unfortunately the smell of boiling liver makes me vomit in the sink. So, if you want to use liver, by all means go right ahead, but I am...
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Snoring. Or Vacation Days 1 & 2…
Why? Why is there snoring? Why?! In what way was sleeping loudly an evolutionary advantage? Wouldn’t you have thought all the snoring genes would have been eaten back when we were hunter/gatherer...
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Welcome to the world’s most boring blog post
I have a solid 20 posts in draft, but I feel stuck in every single one. So, instead of hilarious anecdotes of visiting my family or even random fantasies instead you get this: So, growing up I never...
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Dear A.D.D., please stop. kthanksbye!
Today is a wee bit a tough one on me. Nothing bad is happening, actually just the opposite I am in a rather stellar mood today. I was just sort of cleaning up around my office and my brain, which was...
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Well, that’s different.
So I’ve been living alone for years. I think it was a damn good thing for me to have had that time where I didn’t have anyone to really fall back on. Don’t get me wrong, there were literally times I...
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stupid.
There is a large amount of stupid in this world. We all know this, but as I lay here staring at a big white page where my blog post is supposed to go while my left hip throbs and I am forced to listen...
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boobular alignment
For every horrifying tragedy in this world there are approximately fitty-bajillion (my estimate; and quite obviously not in any way scientific) minor annoyances which are just, well, annoying. Those...
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Embrace the Rage
I have a mother-fucking eye twitch and I’m trapped in one of the world’s most annoying damn classe and it may be time to RANT. Let’s say you are taking a class about how to drink water. It happens to...
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Dear A.D.D., please stop. kthanksbye!
Today is a wee bit a tough one on me. Nothing bad is happening, actually just the opposite I am in a rather stellar mood today. I was just sort of cleaning up around my office and my brain, which was...
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stupid.
There is a large amount of stupid in this world. We all know this, but as I lay here staring at a big white page where my blog post is supposed to go while my left hip throbs and I am forced to listen...
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boobular alignment
For every horrifying tragedy in this world there are approximately fitty-bajillion (my estimate; and quite obviously not in any way scientific) minor annoyances which are just, well, annoying. Those...
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Embrace the Rage
I have a mother-fucking eye twitch and I’m trapped in one of the world’s most annoying damn classe and it may be time to RANT. Let’s say you are taking a class about how to drink water. It happens to...
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Dear A.D.D., please stop. kthanksbye!
Today is a wee bit a tough one on me. Nothing bad is happening, actually just the opposite I am in a rather stellar mood today. I was just sort of cleaning up around my office and my brain, which was...
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