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View ArticleI’m only a little broken. :)
So, I had a wee little bit of cancer. I say had because probably all of it was cut out of me last Tuesday during something called a cold cone biopsy aka – cut most of my cervix with a scalpel. Good...
View Articleyou know it is going to be a weird-ass day when…
you know it is going to be a weird-ass day when you meet your anesthesiologist in the elevator. no, seriously. There I was at the hospital attempting to find the surgery department and there was this...
View Articlefucking. call. please.
Okay, I’m extremely hyperfocused at the moment–focused completely on waiting for my damn cellphone to ring. A week ago today my gynecologist took a great whopping chunk out of my cervix in the lovely...
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View ArticleHandy Tip – French Salad Dressing
Please note this is in no way a kinky post; but it sure as hell opens the door for a metric crap-ton of tossed salad jokes. So, I have “developed” a lazy person’s way to make a very tasty salad...
View ArticleResults Are In
okay, so the cancer is exactly the same as the cancer we found during the first biopsy. woo-hoo? Yes, this is a woo-hoo! This means that the cervical cancer is NOT the outer edge of the cancer...
View ArticleRandom crap….
I fell asleep for about an hour and woke up from a very strange sex dream that was not in any way sexy. I also woke up hungry. So a quesadilla and a suburgatory episode later….here I am. Writing...
View ArticleHello Consent!
Hello world, I am me. I am in no way perfect and I do not expect anyone else to be perfect either. Somehow though, I think yon’ kiddies have gone and fuckered up somehow. I have been engrossed (and...
View ArticleTen Random Things About Me
1. I prefer vanilla oreos to chocolate ones. 2. I begin to panic if I don’t have diet coke available. 3. My favorite meal is tacos in any form. 4. When I am happy I sing along with the...
View ArticleProtected: Saying goodbye…
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View ArticleAnd mah heart goes a pitter pat….
due to the someone in question being concerned regarding anonymity I have removed this post. sorry darlin’! -H.
View ArticleRandom animal update
Good morning y’all, I was pretty darn sure this trip to the states had broken the poor Herbert. He was okay but he had a noticeable lack of bouncing herbertness to his step. Or, to put it another way,...
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View Articlelunchtime words
Well, it’s lunchtime again and I have absolutely nothing of importance to share. I do learn more about myself on a daily basis–some of which does not flatter me. I often joke about my awkwardness; the...
View ArticleAnd mah heart goes a pitter pat….
…..so, I wrote this for a person I was excited to get to know but he felt uncomfortable about it. Because I really did like him I took it down. But since I realized he has deleted and blocked me out of...
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View Articleand then there were three…
There is a small subset of the population which truly are my kryptonite. They all appear to have the following similarities: They are big dudes. Seriously, we are talking that guy that when they walk...
View ArticleSo…
I was going to write a vilifying post about this evil plumber guy who is the living embodiment of everything I could possibly loathe all wrapped up in one human being but then a puppy pooped its own...
View ArticleMaybe I am just a jerk.
No, I don’t want to be a jerk. I don’t wake up in the morning and rub my hands together and say, “bwah hah hah, how can I destroy other people this fine day!” Instead, I usually wake up and say,...
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