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Protected: Must. Stay. Strong.

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I’m only a little broken. :)

So, I had a wee little bit of cancer. I say had because probably all of it was cut out of me last Tuesday during something called a cold cone biopsy aka – cut most of my cervix with a scalpel. Good...

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you know it is going to be a weird-ass day when…

you know it is going to be a weird-ass day when you meet your anesthesiologist in the elevator. no, seriously. There I was at the hospital attempting to find the surgery department and there was this...

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fucking. call. please.

Okay, I’m extremely hyperfocused at the moment–focused completely on waiting for my damn cellphone to ring. A week ago today my gynecologist took a great whopping chunk out of my cervix in the lovely...

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Protected: Random Roundup

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Handy Tip – French Salad Dressing

Please note this is in no way a kinky post; but it sure as hell opens the door for a metric crap-ton of tossed salad jokes. So, I have “developed” a lazy person’s way to make a very tasty salad...

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Results Are In

okay, so the cancer is exactly the same as the cancer we found during the first biopsy. woo-hoo? Yes, this is a woo-hoo! This means that the cervical cancer is NOT the outer edge of the cancer...

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Random crap….

I fell asleep for about an hour and woke up from a very strange sex dream that was not in any way sexy. I also woke up hungry. So a quesadilla and a suburgatory episode later….here I am. Writing...

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Hello Consent!

Hello world, I am me. I am in no way perfect and I do not expect anyone else to be perfect either. Somehow though, I think yon’ kiddies have gone and fuckered up somehow. I have been engrossed (and...

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Ten Random Things About Me

1. I prefer vanilla oreos to chocolate ones. 2. I begin to panic if I don’t have diet coke available. 3. My favorite meal is tacos in any form. 4. When I am happy I sing along with the...

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Protected: Saying goodbye…

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And mah heart goes a pitter pat….

due to the someone in question being concerned regarding anonymity I have removed this post. sorry darlin’! -H.

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Random animal update

Good morning y’all, I was pretty darn sure this trip to the states had broken the poor Herbert. He was okay but he had a noticeable lack of bouncing herbertness to his step. Or, to put it another way,...

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Protected: *blink*

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lunchtime words

Well, it’s lunchtime again and I have absolutely nothing of importance to share. I do learn more about myself on a daily basis–some of which does not flatter me. I often joke about my awkwardness; the...

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And mah heart goes a pitter pat….

…..so, I wrote this for a person I was excited to get to know but he felt uncomfortable about it. Because I really did like him I took it down. But since I realized he has deleted and blocked me out of...

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Protected: Happy Anniversary

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and then there were three…

There is a small subset of the population which truly are my kryptonite.  They all appear to have the following similarities: They are big dudes. Seriously, we are talking that guy that when they walk...

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So…

I was going to write a vilifying post about this evil plumber guy who is the living embodiment of everything I could possibly loathe all wrapped up in one human being but then a puppy pooped its own...

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Maybe I am just a jerk.

No, I don’t want to be a jerk. I don’t wake up in the morning and rub my hands together and say, “bwah hah hah, how can I destroy other people this fine day!”  Instead, I usually wake up and say,...

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